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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Ahh Turkey Feathers!!!


Ok, if your squeamish, do not go any further in this post TURN BACK, ABORT ABORT!!! For those of you that think your all brave like somebody w/ Parkinson's pickin their nose w/brand new inch long acryllics on, have I got a story for you...We went to the Market (It's a wonderful place in Tulsa that sells all sorts of things. Different vendors have booths and sell anything from home decor, to health and beauty, I love it!!!) Next we were off to Sams club ( aint nobody livin that dont know what that it~ right??) Chris and 3 of the girls want pizza, but Kait and I want to eat somthing healthier, so I get Cream Cheese, Olive Tapenade ( Mediterranean Olive spread (with black & green olives, garlic, capers, & a few other ingredient's) to spread on Jenny~o Peppered Turkey salami... Yum right?? We get home, cook the pizza. ( smells delicious!!) I prepare our Olive , Cream Cheese Salami rolls, and we sit down to eat. ( my stomach just did a jerk as I'm writing this) ... Everything is great, the other 4 are really going on and on about this pizza, Kait is enjoying the wraps, then I bite down on something hard, I reach in to get it, while trying to not let the girls see me... I seriously cant go on....What do you think it was??? Justtttt take a guess, and Ill tell you if you are right.....
( FYI: This precious baby was NOT hurt during the posting of this, she is perfectly fine and making millions, no- billions in royalties from this picture!!) LA

25 comments:

Sandy Toes said...

What a funny picture!
-sandy toes

Becky :) said...

Okay the only thing I can think of is a fake finger nail....only because you mentioned it in the blog.

Now I am dying to know what it was????

Dr. Wifey said...

i'm guessing a big, crunchy roach

Jennifer said...

dang someone already stole my idea! I say a finger nail too, because this happened to my mom at a resturant!

Tabitha Blue said...

Ugh!! I have no idea, but I'm cringing! My guess would be what Becky said... so when are you going to tell us?! And that photo is hilarious! :)

steenky bee said...

Dry heaving. Also, best picture I've seen. Holy crap balls. That, my dear is funny. But still, dry heaving.

steenky bee said...

I honestly need to know what it was. Like, right now. Spill it. I'm feeling all gross because I just need to know. I honestly can no longer concentrate.

Leslie said...

You cant just leave us hanging like that. What was it? My guess was a nail - not a fake one. Or a bug.
Do tell!

Lori of I'm no super Mom said...

A tooth?? I have no idea but I truly can't wait to know!

EmilytheCreative said...

Oh my... I have no clue.. but stuff in my food, that ain't supposed to be there, sends me gagging to the bathroom.

nikkicrumpet said...

I'm hoping it was my ex-husband...and that you bit down REALLY HARD! Do tell us though!

sassy stephanie said...

Ew. A fingernail?

chacha said...

Was it something from the turkey salami? Was is maybe a turkey foot? or the beak?

Yuck. Did you yak afterward?

Davisix said...

You can NOT leave us hanging like this!!! It's early and I haven't finished my coffee yet so I can't think of anything creative. Ugh.. I hate it when I can't be funny. :) Now TELL US!!

Robyn said...

I guess either a fingernail or a olive pit. That is just gorss though. Please do tell .

Katie said...

You have left me a few comments before, so I came over to say Hi! Now you are just about killing me with the anticipation. What was it??? I seriously agree with everyone else, we NEED to know what was in that food! You can't just leave people hangin like that.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Ewwwww, (stomach lurching) I don't think I want to know (stuff coming up in my throat) ACK!

Debbie said...

Hurry up and tell us! Now this is the food you bought at Sams???? I go to Costco.

Candy said...

aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

hey- have you seen the scary car commercial with the zombie that pops out.

creepy.

Confessions of A Mississippi Mom said...

What was it? Everyone done guessed what I thought It was.... OOOO Crack azz photo.... Too funny!! my love I was screaming in tears when you wrote the baby was not hurt during this post.... that is banana's girly!!!!

Teresa said...

...and I THOUGHT I was grossed out from what you wrote but after reading the comments of all kinds of nasty ideas from turkey feet to fingernails...my idea of a bone is just SO not creative anymore! LOL!!

You have to tell us soon...b/c the possibilities are just too disgusting to keep us thinking about!! LOL!!

Teresa said...

P.S.-I used to live in Broken Arrow for 4 years...went to Rhema. I miss it!!!

tollesons4him said...

Ok I already read the first post so I know what you bit down on and all I can say is YUCK YUCK YUCK...

Elaine said...

So I made the mistake of reading the answer first. OMG yuck, not sure if I will ever be able to eat Salami again....

Keli said...

Ugh..seriously??? Did you ever tell everyone????