Yes, I am not one to gossip, so you ain't heard this from me, but I have been honored with my - wait for it.... ....... Second award,
and I must say, it's a doosey and I for one, couldn't be happier!! Thank you Briony from here on out, we are TIGHT like my lil red dress after Christmas!! Check her out gang, she's Awesome!!
Now onto the business of getting right with all of you and letting you know what a truly flawed individual I am. I, my sweet friend's have a real problem. I know it's wrong, and I'm not going to sit here on my laptop, in my bedroom watching the office,and make excuses, there just isn't a good way to tell you this, so I am distracting you with my run-on-sentences... Ok, here it is. IlovethesongRockStarandIwalkaroundsingingitallthetime...
and I must say, it's a doosey and I for one, couldn't be happier!! Thank you Briony from here on out, we are TIGHT like my lil red dress after Christmas!! Check her out gang, she's Awesome!!Now onto the business of getting right with all of you and letting you know what a truly flawed individual I am. I, my sweet friend's have a real problem. I know it's wrong, and I'm not going to sit here on my laptop, in my bedroom watching the office,and make excuses, there just isn't a good way to tell you this, so I am distracting you with my run-on-sentences... Ok, here it is. IlovethesongRockStarandIwalkaroundsingingitallthetime...
There, I said it. The lyrics are seriously terrible and I won't dare let my girls listen to it but I secretly LOVE it I am just so ashamed. Here are the lyrics -
I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be(Tell me watchya want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me(Tell me watchya need)I'll need a Credit card that's got no limitAnd a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet(Been there, done that)I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My star on Hollywood Boulevard ,Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me(So how you gonna do it) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame ,I'd even cut my hair and change my name'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars,And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars,The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap,We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eatAnd we'll Hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars,Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there,Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair and well, Hey hey I wanna be a rock star,Hey hey I wanna be a rock star.I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels,Hire eight body guards that love to beat up #$%holes,Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free (I'll have the quesadilla, haha)I'm gonna dress my butt with the latest fashion,Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion,Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me(So how you gonna do it)I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame,I'd even cut my hair and change my name'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen carsThe girls come easy and the drugs come cheapWe'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat,And we'll Hang out in the coolest barsIn the VIP with the movie stars,Every good gold digger's gonna wind up thereEvery Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairAnd we'll Hide out in the private roomsWith the latest dictionary and today's who's whoThey'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a D*@g dealer on speed dial, well Hey hey I wanna be a rock star...
Now what I need gurlz is help!!! I have asked for strength in dealing with the fact that this song is just plain seriously WRONG, and I really don't wanna be a rock star per sea, I don't want a dealer on sped dial, as a matter of fact that appalls me, seriously... I do want to be skinny, and wear fancy clothes, I might like to be on cribs, I really haven't thought about it, I am a fan of the tassels tho... ...I'M JUST SO CONFUSED!!!!
20 comments:
LOL, You are to funny! Congrats on your Blog award!
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LOL...now that was a good laugh. And congrats on the award!
Yes, it's a horrible song but it's SO CATCHY!! I love it too and I sing along to it at the top of my lungs. :0P
Sorry, I'm no help.
Oh, congrats on your award, too. =)
Too funny! I like the song too..I think it's the voice and the tune and has nothing to do with the words...does that help?!
THANKS FOR THE SWEET COMMENTS IS THAT THE NEW SONG FROM PINK! I KNOW FORGIVE ME LORD I USUALLY LISTEN TO CHRISTIAN MUSICE ONLY HOWEVER IAM ADDICTED TOTEH VIEW AND PINK WAS ON AND ALL WEEK I HAVEBEEN SINGING IOAM A ROCKSTAR SO FUNNY ANSD THEN I SAW YOUR POST TO CUTE GIRL.
HOW DID THE TALK GO WITH THOSE PARENTS ANY BETTER? HOWS YOUR DAUGHTER?
I HOPE IT ALL WORKED OUT AND THE ANKLE?
REST THIS WEEK END!!!
MAN!
Now that stupid song is in my head!
I keep walkin around singing Paper Planes by MIA. I even make the little shooting noises and shake my bootay when I do it.
It suddenly makes sense why people look at my strangely.
Girl, seriously, you crack me up!!! Ok, I will confess too..the song is sooo sooo wrong..but when I first heard it, I learned the words right away. I tend to be able to learn a song the first or second time I hear it. Well, it's a catchy tune and it stuck in my head. The words are awful and I'm positive the God would be appalled. But, I'm feelin' ya, it's an easy one to sing. So, now when it comes on the radio, I click to a new station..I've been listening to mostly Christian these days anyway. So, don't feel bad, alot of us are right there with ya! xo
Congrats on your award!!!!! Very well deserved.
I hear ya on the song. I really like that one too but I change the words when I sing it.
No way...I have heard my kids start singing the first lines and it's too catchy. I told them....no more, and then they start humming it. Can we put a bible verse to it or something? And I laughed so hard when you said we will be tight like a little red dress after Christmas...too funny!
Oh - what ever happened with the boy and the horrible texting? Did you get him good? :)
I havn't talked to his parents yes, they arnt back from their trip... I'll let you guys know how it go's as soon as we talk!! Thanks for askin And I'd loveee to put a verse to it.. ANYONE??? :)
I'm lovin your blog and your playlist, so the award is def deserved. Congrats GF!!!
Congratulations on your awards! You are just too funny... I've found myself realizing after many years lyrics to songs I sang as a teen or in college and have been shocked. It's weird that I could've sung them without thinking what they said! :)
Ugh, once again...you're killin' me. Would you slow down already. Its too early for this! ;) xoxo Ang
Ell you make me laugh with this song! I love it I have the cd but then again I am a sinner to me it is just music you arent acting it out! hell I wanna be skinny I want fancy clothes I would like a jet and a credit card with no limit hell if it happens I will pick you up in my jet and make you feel better lol
yay on the award! ah, don't worry about liking the song. the music is great despite the lyrics...LOTS of songs are like that.
You crack me up girly. That song does have catchy sound to it. Now it's stuck in my head.
Great deal on your second award.
I miss you like crazy.
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Robyn
I just love that I found you.. Too funny.
ok welcome back and congrats on this award silly , are u knew at this? you need to pick 7 blogs and send it back to them ha ha, ok i sliped as well thats how i know you are suppose to send it out to several others spread the love dearly. and i'm i have some catching up to do i thought you were relaxing on a island? and what happened with your daughter and please click on my follower button so i can click on your blog every day please missy! love ya michhelle...
think of me when you eat turkey ita my b-day!!!!!
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