Our family's journey, & all the bumps & bruises along the way...

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Thursday, December 4, 2008

ahhhh, Friday... (read at your own risk)

Hi gang, well the weekend is mere hours away. They are very dangerous for my family. You see, where they are a time of relaxation and merriment for the average American family, for us it is a time to be on full alert and protect our young...For we are a part of a secret society, and when you read this, you will see a little bit deeper into who I, L A , really am. Go no further until you can say, right out loud, right now this vow: I, being of sound mind, vow to not utter a word of what I'm about to read, among any living creature, great or small, and if I do not keep my word, I give you Leah full permission to unleash your hijinx on me and my kin for generations to follow... OK, you may now read on- For you see, I am a youth leader -Have been for going on 6 years. And as such, I have a very , lets just say, dark, daring, fearless side to me. ( I think you have to to some degree, otherwise you couldn't stay on your game!!) You know the type, go's to 4 camps, back to back, is in bed for a week after because of sheer exhaustion, has sleepovers & stays up all night so that no one can ambush or ever say that they got anything over on me... ( yes, some might call it paranoid, I call it prepared) I am the one that assembles her troops and gets her hands on that house in your neighborhood that gets tp'd, gummied, forked & wrapped.( if you have any questions about these terms , consider yourself blessed, it means that you are not yet in my line of sight) ..We'll ,its recently come to my attention that there's another seemingly adventurous woman in our ministry, and she's challenging my position as the crazy, fast and loose & unpredictable rogue mom... I just can't have it,it must be settled immediately... Being who I am, I'm sure you can just imagine the kind of rivalry that is about to ensue. I have come to the conclusion that she shall have to see,first hand my unbridled unleashing, the likes to which I am certain will make her whimper off, never to even utter any doubt about who owns this territory, my very reputation is at stake.
I will now give you a glimpse of what will be my first call to action; I have a good friend on the police force, I will 'inadvertently' check to make certain that he is in fact on duty said night, then I will take the week to get my supplies -out of town naturally, in case there's any chance they can trace anything... Then I will........
I cannot divulge anything further, you will have to tune in to find out, and you , my dear friend's will soon be the first to know the depths to which I will go to, to continue to stake my claim on Northeastern Oklahoma.... You will not know the hour, but I assure you that once the heat dies down, I will report back with photo's -it just may be password protected, for your own safety naturally.... Please dear friends,do not think any less of me, I have tried and failed on more than one occasion to simply walk away, the pull is just to great for me... Sweet dreams, dear ones. Mwwwwahahahahahahaaaa..... LA

27 comments:

Davisix said...

Oh my gosh, Girl...you are killing me! I can't wait!!! Lots of pics, OK? We'll need lots of pics. Be safe and brave and fight for what's yours! waaahhhhaaaa xoxo Ang

Janet said...

See, That's why I love you! It's good to be back!

Robyn said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh here we go,you are such a strong brave woman.Be carefuk whatever you do I'm short on bail money.........LOL

He And Me + 3 said...

OMGosh...you are killing me. That is too funny. Can't wait to see the proof...I mean the pictures.

Dr. Wifey said...

ROTFL make sure you pay with cash as not to leave a paper trail! :)

EmilytheCreative said...

I think we will all need to come together and collect bail money... I can't wait to see pics!

Confessions of A Mississippi Mom said...

OMG LMAO you are too funny.... I'm with Dr. Wifey no paper trail

tollesons4him said...

I am laughing so hard right now!!! You are the craziest (in a good way of course) and I can't wait to hear all about it. Be sure to take lots and lots of pictures!!!

Jillene said...

Thanks for checking out my blog!! Your blog is GREAT!! This post made me laugh so hard!! I can't wait to see pictures!! I'll be back (read that in Arnold's voice)!!

ka1t_lyn said...

Ha ha ha it so much fun to read a post like this from a church mom and youth leader! I can't wait to see :)Best of luck!

Davisix said...

HEY! You WON!! TB&H picked Sid and then Thing 1 picked your name! YAY!!! Come to the blog because I need for you to pick your prize....love ya! Ang

Martha said...

Yikes! I am afraid, very afraid! Can't wait to see what happens!

By the way, in answer to your question, I live just outside of Sarasota. I can't imagine living anywhere other than Florida!

Roz said...

THat woman is going to pee her pants..haha

Jen - Balancing beauty and bedlam said...

Oh yes....as a fearless ex youth director, I am right there with you. GO, GO, GO....FLY LIKE the wind. We'll be cheering you on all the way. Although I must say, I am here in Disney with 24 teen boys and I have completely lost all edge. LEft my hubby to fend for himself as a chaperone of the team and I got a condo with the girls. Yep, I did.
Sorry, I haven't been commenting....been too crazy since Thanksgiving...just needed you to know I have MISSED you, but reading right along with you.

Jenny.Lee said...

Haha that is fantastic. I have also been a youth leader so I know exactly what you mean. ;) Good luck. Love the hair btw!

Keli said...

Ohhhh..I can't wait! This is hilarious! And I don't blame you one bit! Now, go forth and CONQUER!!! hahahahahaha!

diane said...

You my dear are a crack-up.

My son served a mission in North East Oklahoma. He is getting married in 13 days...I'm a tad stressed.

Tracie said...

Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog.

I stalked yours awhile back...I'll be back, fo sho!!

***smiles***

MEGAN JANELLE said...

Thanks for visitng my blog! ;)... I totally love bloggin... it has now become an addiction... but yes im so glad that i do know without a doubt that this earthly life is not the end and there is another part to all of this... :) your blog is very cute as well i notice you blogged alot about twilight... well i love the movie and the books... im going to marry myself a Vampire i guess lol...

Tenakim said...

The words you left on Georgie's confessional were wonderful and great reminders- thank you and good luck in your life!

Kellan said...

This is so funny - my twins would LOVE to hang out with you!!

Have a great week - Kellan

Valarie Lea said...

Oh my gosh! It is like I have found a long lost partner in crime!!! Your secret is safe with me! Did you know that if you put powdered washing detergent in the yard, it is supposed to bubble up on the next rain?????

Emily said...

so I am utterly obsessed with the twillight books!!! Its all I can think about! I am always telling my hubs about this or that in the book and he is like.. emily.. its not real! Oh it isnt?? Coulda fooled me! haLOL!

Debbie said...

You are so funny - never a dull moment in home right?

mayberry said...

Heh. I love it.

Shannon said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. I just came to yours and I am scared! :) Just kidding! Have fun and I can't wait to hear all about it!

Traci said...

Ok, I have to ask....who does your hair? It looks like my niece cut it....I swear. She works at June's Garage.....do you know where it is? Can you comment on my blog...because my little brain will never remember what post I commented on.....plus the fact that I'm reading almost ALL OF YOUR BLOG....it is too cute!!! Have a Happy New Year.....oh, and we homeschool also....I have a teen that would love to meet your girls....I didn't realize we were this close w/ cities.....